Poetry



Skull decorated with Poe's Raven poem
I write poems with an eerie twist, often comic and occasionally thought-provoking. 

Unfortunately, there are enough horrors in the real world to provide inspiration, but I believe hope can be found in the darkest of places.

The Sinister Rabbit 

The Vain Vampire 

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