The strange tale of Mad Annie
‘Connor, are you ok?' I called out to my son, who was sitting
in the back seat. ‘Are you hurt?’
‘No, Mummy,’ he replied. ‘Did you hit her with the car?’
‘No, just missed her, stupid old fool.’ The woman certainly looked crazy,
judging by her voluminous black dress that looked two sizes too big for her.
She was wizened and ancient, like something out of Hammer Horror. A battered
top hat sat crooked on her head, and a cascade of grey hair spilt out from
underneath it. She was carrying an old-fashioned birdcage, and inside, a pair of
dead crows lay sideways on top of each other. Their pointy black beaks
protruded through the bars, and two pairs of dead eyes stared back at me.
The woman hobbled around to the
windows at the back and peered in at Connor. ‘Is that my boy you’ve got in
there? Is that my boy?’
I wound down the window. ‘Of course,
it isn't. That’s my son. Get out of the way. I could have killed you.’
‘So you’ve not seen my babies, Rufus
and Helen? Still missing, they are. Strangers took 'em, I’m sure of it. Swapped
'em for crows.’
‘No, we’ve not seen them. Now move out
the way. We’re trying to get to Levingtree.’
The woman took a step back and
pointed in the opposite direction. ‘You need to turn round and go that way.
Levingtree is that way.’
‘Thanks for nothing,’ I said. I wound
up the window and continued in the direction I’d been heading. In the rearview
mirror, I saw the woman disappear back into the bushes.
To my relief, I soon passed the sign
for the village and spotted the thatched roof of the Poachers Tavern. As I
parked up, a ruddy-faced man came out of the pub and hurried over. I guessed
this must be Michael - my friend Hannah’s father and the pub landlord.
‘Louise,’ he said. ‘So glad you could
make it. Hannah told me all about you. Come in, come in. And you must be
Connor. Delighted to meet you.’
Relieved to have finally arrived, I
got our things out of the car's boot and followed him into the pub.
I guess the pub was 15th Century,
with its knotted oak beams and stone flagons underfoot. A swathe of dried
flowers hung from the ceiling, framing the bar edged with beaten
copper. A handful of locals were seated at small round tables, enjoying an
afternoon pint. They smiled and nodded as we followed Michael up the stairs.
‘I’m hoping you’ll be comfortable
here,’ said Michael as he opened the door to our room in the attic.
It was the sort of room you had to
duck your head to walk into. I put my case down on the patchwork bedspread
covering one of the twin beds, and Connor put his backpack on the other. There
was a chest of drawers, but the room was too small to fit in much else.
‘Sorry, it's a rather basic, and it
can get a bit noisy at night, but I'm sure the lads will keep it down when I
tell him we've a kiddy staying. How old are you, Master Connor?'
‘Seven,’ mumbled Connor.
‘Oh, a big lad, eh. And where do you
go to school then?’
‘I’m teaching Connor at home,’ I
said. ‘We had a bit of trouble with bullies. That’s why he’s a bit shy when you
first meet him.’
Connor stayed silent and appeared to take
a keen interest in the floor.
‘But you like reading, don't you,
Connor,’ I said. ‘He’s already started on Harry Potter. That’s your favourite,
isn't it?’
He nodded.
‘Well, I best let you settle in,’
said, Michael. ‘Come down and choose what you fancy for dinner when you’re
ready.’
‘Thank you for letting us stay here,’
I said. ‘You don’t know what it means to me.’
‘It’s my pleasure. Hannah told me you
needed to get away, and we were happy to oblige. Any friend of Hannah's is a
friend of mine.’
‘She’s been so lovely. I was only
working at Marsden’s for a couple of weeks, but she really looked after me. It
was good to have someone to confide in.’
‘That’s our Hannah all over. I’ll
call her tonight and say you’ve arrived safely. See you in a bit.’
As we unpacked, I tried my best to
cheer up Connor. ‘It’s only for a couple of weeks.’ I said. ‘Just so I can have
a break. You know how much mummy needs a break’. My head was aching from the
stress of the journey, and the bruises around my eye began to throb. ‘We’ll go
back soon. I promise.’
‘I miss Daddy,’ whined Connor.
‘Yes, well, Daddy's not here,’ I
snapped. We just have to make the best of it. Let’s go down to the bar. Maybe
they’ll have chicken nuggets?’
‘I’m not hungry.’
‘Well, let’s go down anyway.’
Fortunately, nuggets were on the
menu, and after we'd eaten, I took Connor upstairs and read him the beginning
of ‘the Prisoner of Azkaban,’ until he fell asleep.
Feeling in need of a drink, I walked
down to the lounge, but the first thing I noticed was a battered top hat lying
on the side of the bar. A few moments later, the crazy old woman I'd seen
earlier appeared from the toilets. A sour smell of alcohol wafted past as she
seated herself on a stool.
Spotting me immediately, she lifted
up her shot glass in a toast. ‘I see you found Levingtree after all. Cheers!’
She downed her drink as if it was water, then cackled, ‘Line 'em up Mickey and
get one for your friend too.’
‘Er, thanks,’ I said. ‘Excuse me a
moment.’ I moved over to the other end of the bar, where Michael was already
pouring me a shot. ‘I nearly ran that woman over when I arrived,’ I whispered.
‘I could have killed her. She told me to go away.’
‘Oh, you mustn’t mind her. That's Mad
Annie. She's lived here for as long as I can remember. But she doesn’t like
strangers. Too many folks coming up from London. They come along here and buy
up our homes and then start renting them out to all and sundry. Annie likes to
try and scare them away. But you’re all right. She knows you’re a friend now.
Isn’t that right, Annie? Louise is a friend.’
Annie nodded and waved. ‘Pour me
another one, Mikey,’ she cried.
Whatever the spirit was, it tasted
delicious. Michael hinted it was the local moonshine, not strictly legal, but a
favourite with the regulars, and I could see why. For the first time in ages, I
felt the tension melt away, and I sat myself down at the back of the pub and
lost myself in a novel. Yes, this would do for a couple of weeks. I was safe
now.
The next morning we headed out to
explore. Connor had spotted a small playground on the village green, and after
we’d been on swings, we decided to go and look in the church. It was gloomy and
dark, so we didn’t stay long and instead bought ice cream at the tiny village
shop. By lunchtime, apart from the rows of cottages on either side of the green,
we’d pretty much covered the whole village.
Our days quickly took on a quiet
routine. As lovely as the local tipple, was it tended to make me very sleepy,
so Connor would play games on his iPad until I got up at 10. We’d have a late
breakfast and then go for a walk in the nearby woods or read his school books
together. We'd have dinner, and then he'd go to bed. Over the next few nights,
I made friends with the locals, and we'd sit drinking and laughing. Mad Annie
would sit there cackling in her chair, not saying much but obviously enjoying
her usual tipple. But on the fifth night, as I went down looking forward to
another evening, I found the bar empty.
‘Michael,’ I called out. ‘Where is
everyone tonight?’
Michael came out of the kitchen, but
his usual smile was gone. ‘It’s Annie. She passed away this afternoon. Her
neighbour Claire found her dead in the hallway.’
‘Oh, I'm so sorry,’ I said. Despite
our first meeting, Annie wasn't a bad old thing, really.
‘There’ll be no drinking tonight,’
said Michael. ‘We’ve a funeral to organise and a Wake. Poor Annie had no
family. This village was her family.’
‘But do you know what she died of?
Won’t she need a post-mortem?’
‘No, Dr Lister will sort that all
out. Poor Annie’s had cancer for years. That’s what’ll have done for her in the
end.’
‘If there’s anything I can do, you’ll
tell me, won't you?’
‘Some help making sandwiches would be
good - if you don’t mind getting up early. The funerals at 12 tomorrow.’
‘Of course, I'll be happy to help.’
‘Let’s have a toast to poor Annie,’
he said, bringing out the usual bottle from under the counter.’
‘Ok, why not.’ I said. And so we
clinked our glasses and drank to the memory of mad old Annie.’
I managed to ignore my fuzzy head and
go up at 7am to butter five loaves of bread accompanied by a mountain of grated
cheese. Then soon, it was time to head to the church for the service.
Mourners were already lined up on
each side of the route, their heads bowed in silence. The whole village must
have turned out. Connor and I managed to find the last space to squeeze into just
as the black limousine carrying Annie’s coffin passed by on its way to the
church.
We followed the pallbearers and side
and Connor, and I sat in a pew at the back. The Vicar spoke of Annie’s devotion
to the village and the sad loss of her children, and we sang a few solemn
hymns. When the service was over, we walked to the churchyard and watch Annie’s
coffin lowered into the grave while the local women wept and threw in rose
petals. I was surprised how much emotion everyone was showing, but their tears
dried back at the pub, where the food and drinks were on the house. Very soon, people were dancing and making merry, despite it being early afternoon.
Connor was soon bored and probably
embarrassed at the sight of us old people enjoying ourselves, so he went
upstairs. I was already feeling drunk, so I sat down at a table for a quick
breather. People were so kind and friendly here and generous with their drinks.
I wasn’t used to this in the suburbs.
Then I noticed something weird. The
wall next to me was covered in old framed photographs. I’d never really studied
them before. They were pictures of the village in the 19th Century, and to
be honest, you could barely tell the difference apart from the horses and carts
in the road. But one photo made me sit up with a start. For there, grinning
back at me, was Mad Annie. I was sure it was her. It was the same top hat and
black flowing dress, and yes, there was even the birdcage. But the date on the
photo made it impossible for it to be her. It read '1860'. That would have made
Annie over 150 years old.
I got up and found Michael, who was
washing glasses behind the bar. ‘I’ve just noticed something odd in that photo
over there. It’s got Mad Annie in it – but it can’t be.’
‘Haha, I wondered if you’d spot
that,’ said Michael. ‘Of course, it couldn't be our Mad Annie, just
two days passed God rest her soul. But this village has always had a mad Annie
of some sort.’
‘But the dress and the birdcage. It’s
identical.’
‘That photo’s probably where Annie
got her inspiration. She loved this pub and this village and everyone in it.
Maybe it was her way of paying homage to the past. I can see your glass is
empty. Have another drink.’
‘Ok, just one more.’
The next day I woke up feeling like crap.
Connor was shouting in my ear.
‘Wake up, Mummy, it’s late.’
‘Shut up, Connor,’ I said. ‘I need more
sleep. Go play on your tablet.’
‘But it’s 11 O’clock. I’m hungry.’
‘Go down and get something from
Michael. Can’t you see I’m sleeping?’
‘Mummy.’
‘Oh for God's sake, shut up, Connor,’
I shouted. ‘What the hell is wrong with you. Can’t I ever get some rest? You
never let me rest.’
It didn’t matter where I went. I
always had to put up with shit from someone. Why couldn’t my life ever go
right? Connor kept on and on until frustration finally overwhelmed me. ‘I can’t
cope!’ I screamed. I felt like my brain was going to burst, and I began to slap
myself in the face. ‘I can’t stand it!’ I shouted.
‘Mummy, please don’t hurt yourself,’
pleaded Connor. ‘I’ll be good, I promise.’
I saw tears running down his face,
but the pain came as a release.
Someone began tapping at the attic
door. I heard Michael call out, ‘Is everything all right?’
I snapped back to reality. My head
felt like it was being pounded by a fist, and my face stung from where I’d
slapped it. ‘Yes, I’m sorry, everything’s fine.’
‘Connor, are you ok?’ said Michael.
‘Can I come in?’
‘We’re fine. Your ok, aren’t you
Connor?’
‘Guess so.’ mumbled Connor.
‘Ok, if you’re sure. I’ve got your
breakfast waiting for you.’
‘We’ll be down in a minute.’
I hauled myself out of bed and
started to get dressed, but then came more banging on the door. ‘Christ, what
does he want now?’ I said under my breath. ‘Connor, go open the door.’
Connor opened it and then rushed
forward, straight into my ex-husband Richard’s outstretched arms.
‘Get the hell out of here!’ I
shouted. We don’t want you here.’
‘Daddy.’ cried Connor. ‘Take me away
from her, please, Daddy. She scares me.’
‘It’s ok, my darling,’ said Richard
‘I’m here now, and we’re leaving.’
‘You can’t take him!’ I screamed.
‘He’s staying with me.’
‘Over my dead body,’ said Richard.
‘You’re an unfit mother, Louise. The Courts said he should live me and you had
no right to take him.’
‘He’s my son,’ I yelled. ‘He’s all
I’ve got.’ I tried to run over to Connor, but Richard pulled him away.
‘He doesn’t want to be with you.
Don’t you get it?’
Michael appeared in the doorway and
came over to try and comfort me. ‘Come on now, Louise. Let Connor go with his
father. I’m sure we
can sort this all out when you’ve had
a chance to calm down.’
I brushed him off and turned my
attention back to my husband. ‘How did you find me?’ I demanded. ‘How did you
know we were here?’
‘I went to your old workplace, and
your mate Hannah told me. She was reluctant to at first - until I told her what
you’d done to him.’
‘Bastard!!’ I raised my fist to hit
him, but Michael grabbed my arm.
‘Let them go.’ he said. ‘We can sort
this out, I promise.’
I wriggled for a second, but all my
fight abandoned me as Richard led Connor out of the room. ‘Connor!’ I shouted,
but he didn’t even turn around.
I sank to the floor, crying, knowing
that Connor was gone now for good. ‘There, there,’ said Michael, rubbing my
back. ‘Cry it all out. We’ll talk about what we can do later.’
After my tears were all spent, he led
me downstairs, reassuring me I could stay as long as I wanted. Then he poured
me a glass of the local moonshine, and I downed it and then another until the
room swam around me, and I collapsed on the floor.
I woke up in darkness, save for a
tiny beam of light shining through an old leaded window. I reached for the
bedside lamp, and when the room was illuminated around me, I knew it was
different.
I sat up and looked around. The room
was sparsely furnished; a bed, a table, a faded armchair and a battered old
wardrobe. This hadn’t been my room before, yet it looked so familiar. Pain
seared through my head, and when I tried to remember what had happened, my
thoughts were all jumbled. I could remember the village, the old pub and
Michael, but everything else seemed blurry. It felt like something important
was missing, but I knew it would come back to me eventually.
I shivered and realised I was only wearing underwear. I got out of bed and stumbled towards the armchair where my clothes lay neatly folded as if they were waiting for me. A black top hat, a long black dress, and yes, it was still there, lying in the corner - my beautiful birdcage with one precious black crow sleeping peacefully inside.
***
‘Keep out!’ I scream. The couple
stares at me in horror after swerving their Range Rover to avoid me. ‘This is
my village,’ I say. ‘We don’t want folks like you here.’
Ignoring their cries of protest, I
walk around the side of the car. ‘Have you seen my boy?’ I say. ‘I’m looking
for my son, Connor.’
‘Get out the way,’ the man shouts at
me. ‘Who the hell are you anyway?’
I spit at the car and wipe the residual phlegm from my mouth. ‘I’m the lady who looks after this village.’ I cackle. ‘Folks ‘round here call me Mad Annie.’
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